League of Mortals
I have written what might charitably be called “a novel”. The title is League of Mortals. It is terrible in many, many ways – among other things, NSFW. Fortunately, this verbal excreta is not available for sale at any price. You can only find it one place: here.
I am doing this under a Creative Commons attribution/non-commercial/no-derivatives license – which means you are free to share my work with others, so long as you attribute it properly (with my name, a link to this page, any my email address). You may not sell my work nor to change it in any way. (See the legal code for more information.)
I am trying to implement a somewhat book-like format, but typography on HTML can be a pain in the butt. Let me know if you have any problems reading it – meaning, any problems beyond the obvious and inevitable problems with what I have intentionally written. Of course, you’re free to complain about those problems, too.

League of Mortals by Duncan Cross is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.
Chapter 2. Surprise!
Chapter 3. Eggs
Chapter 4. A “sample”
Chapter 5. Buttwad
Chapter 6. Culture
Chapter 7. Travis
Chapter 8. High Pressure
Chapter 9. Milkshake
Chapter 10. Surf
Chapter 11. Vomit Comet
Chapter 12. Peynbachs
Chapter 13. Swim Test
Chapter 14. Bear Down
Chapter 15. Inconclusive
Chapter 16. Clothes Hanger
Chapter 17. Lettuce
Chapter 18. Bowel Prep
Chapter 19. Spartan Boy
Chapter 20. Hospitality
Chapter 21. Colonoscopy
