LEAGUE OF MORTALS
On the off chance that you have not reached this page by tragic error, let me welcome you. This is the main page for what might charitably called a novel, but is in fact titled League of Mortals. It is terrible in many, many ways – among other things, NSFW. Fortunately, this verbal excreta is not available for sale at any price. You can only find it one place: here.
The story begins with a seventeen-year-old boy named Wesley Peary; he has Crohn’s disease, but doesn’t know it yet. From there, things just get worse. It is roughly autobiographical, in the sense that I have drawn extensively on my own experience, but it is strictly fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental and likely an artifact of their own extreme narcissism (except perhaps Lance Armstrong; he’s a public figure, so it’s okay to make fun of him in print).
LoM is available under a Creative Commons attribution/non-commercial/no-derivatives license – which means you are free to share my work with others, so long as you attribute it properly (with my name, a link to this page, and my email address). You may not sell my work, nor change or modify it in any way. (See the legal code for more information.)
I am not selling you the book, selling advertising, or asking you to do anything but read, perhaps enjoy it, and possibly let me know what you thought. Seriously: drop me an email.
I am trying to implement a somewhat book-like format, but typography on HTML can be a pain in the butt. Let me know if you have any problems reading it – meaning, any problems beyond the obvious and inevitable problems with what I have intentionally written. Of course, you’re free to complain about those problems, too.
League of Mortals by Duncan Cross is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.
Chapter 2. Surprise!
Chapter 3. Eggs
Chapter 4. A “sample”
Chapter 5. Buttwad
Chapter 6. Culture
Chapter 7. Travis
Chapter 8. High Pressure
Chapter 9. Milkshake
Chapter 10. Surf
Chapter 11. Vomit Comet
Chapter 12. Peynbachs
Chapter 13. Swim Test
Chapter 14. Bear Down
Chapter 15. Inconclusive
Chapter 16. Clothes Hanger
Chapter 17. Lettuce
Chapter 18. Bowel Prep
Chapter 19. Spartan Boy
Chapter 20. Hospitality
Chapter 21. Colonoscopy
Chapter 22. Blood
Chapter 23. Tummy Trouble
Chapter 24. The Internet
Chapter 25. Wingtips
Chapter 26. Friability
Chapter 27. Treatable
Chapter 28. Julie
Chapter 29. Note
Chapter 30. Classes
Chapter 31. Mutaneers
Chapter 32. Dr. Wallace
Chapter 33. Betterly
Chapter 34. What Girl
Chapter 35. Permission
Chapter 36. Retreat
Chapter 37. Healing
Chapter 38. Nosocomial
Chapter 39. Super Hero
Chapter 40. Run-Walk
Chapter 41. Date Night
Chapter 42. Lane Change
Chapter 43. Grounding
Chapter 44. Menswear
Chapter 45. Six Months
Chapter 46. EUA
Chapter 47. Lotion
Chapter 48. Unacceptable
Chapter 49. Corsage
Chapter 50. Cancer
Chapter 51. Big Fish
Chapter 52. Onan
Chapter 53. Thrush
Chapter 54. Marine
Chapter 55. Turkey
Chapter 56. Cheeks
Chapter 57. Attitude
Chapter 58. Ruined
Chapter 59. Walk
Chapter 60. The Devil
Chapter 61. Clean
Chapter 62. Merry Christmas
Chapter 63. FAIL
Chapter 64. Byronic
Chapter 65. Favors
Chapter 66. Little Women
Chapter 67. F.U.
Chapter 68. Migraine
Chapter 69. Drugs
Chapter 70. Referral
Chapter 71. Dudgeon
Chapter 72. Blame
Chapter 73. Apology
Chapter 74. Freedom
Chapter 75. Medusa
Chapter 76. North Pole
Chapter 77. NIH
Chapter 78. Moon Rocks
Chapter 79. Faggots
Chapter 80. Normal
Chapter 81. Superhero
Chapter 82. Vehicle
Chapter 83. Drop the Bomb
Chapter 84. Very Tight
Chapter 85. Real Man
Chapter 86. Moby Dick
Chapter 87. DNR
Chapter 88. Negotiations
Chapter 89. Be Well
Chapter 90. Testify
Chapter 91. Dirt
Chapter 92. Lemonade
Chapter 93. Kelly
The End